After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized
I had left my wallet at home.I told the woman that I was very sorry,
but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said,
'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver
hair. She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for
me and she processed my Soci al Security application. When I got
home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social
Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too' .
Sent by: Codryna
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17 September 2008 10:09
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