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Question: How do you call a man who does not know how to use a condom?
Answer: A father. ...
Condoms- Good day, five boxes of condoms, please!
- Yes, of course. Do you want a bag?
- No, really is a very nice girl .... ...
former wifeAt a party a guy teases the husband of his former wife: - Hey, buddy, you like second-hand goods? - Everything's OK: after the first 2 inches it's ...
If the mountain comes to you and you are not Mohammed ....< br />
Run !!!!.... is landslide! ...
Wife: I'll buy those expensive tires when you have a junk car?
Husband: Do not make a case out of it! What, was I crying when you buy a new ...
Have a lifeI have Facebook, Twitter, Google Plus, Messenger, Skype...
- Do you have a life?
-OMG! No! Send me the link! ...
have a life
- Grandpa, do you still have sex with grandma ?
- Yes, my dear, but oral sex only...
- How's that, grandpa ...
A man wakes-up in the hospital, bandaged from head to foot.
The doctor comes in and says,
'Ah, I see you've regained consciousness.
Vatican Press Release
“Be all Women informed that lying in bed, naked, entangled with somebody and screaming: "God!" or "Oh God!" or ...
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but ...
Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."
Black Employee: "I'm a protected ...
I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just ...
My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby ...
After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive....so, I took her to a gas station.....
and then the ...
A little kid asks his father, "Daddy, is God a man or a woman?"
"Both son. God is both."
After awhile the kid comes again and asks, ...
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